This Is Not a Song, It's a Sandwich! letra

I know what you are thinking
You're thinking this is a song
Well I guess I'll just have to show ya
Exactly where you are wrong!

Why aren't ya hearin the cheese?
Why aren't ya feelin the ham?
If you don't listen you'll miss it!
You don't understand!
I will explain it all once!
I can explain it all twice!
Make it clear to your brain until you're takin a bite!

It couldn't be a dam cause it doesn't have a beaver
It's not the DMV cause it doesn't make you wait
It couldn't be a taco cause it isn't very crunchy
It couldn't be an Olson cause it isn't Mary Kate
It cant be Dirty Dancing cause it doesn't make you vomit
It couldn't be an iron cause it doesn't burn your face
It couldn't be Bruce Campbell cause it isn't freakin awesome
It couldn't be a keyboard cause it doesn't have a space bar!

Because, this is not a song, it's a sandwich
What would make you think otherwise?
This is not a song, it's a sandwich!
Now no more of your vile filthy lies!

(This is a song) no it's a sandwich!
(Umm, but its a song) no it's a sandwich!

So what are you thinking?
Still think this is a song?
Do you require more proof?
Do you enjoy being wrong?

Why aren't you hearing the meat?
Why aren't you feeling the bread?
If you don't listen you'll miss it!
You're making me sad!
I will explain it all once!
I can explain it all twice!
And then again and again until you're takin a bite!

It couldn't be a chick cause it doesn't want to marry
It cant be Windows Vista cause it doesn't suck enough
It couldn't be a boob cause it isn't very squishy
It couldn't be a beer cause it isn't good and stuff
It couldn't be a tub cause it doesn't have a ducky
It couldn't be a stoner cause it doesn't have a joint
It couldn't be an egg cause there is no easter bunny
It couldn't be a song cause it doesn't have a point

Because, this is not a song, it's a sandwich!
What would make you think otherwise?
This is not a song, it's a sandwich!
It's really just a hoggie in disguise!

(I'm pretty sure this is a song.) no, it's a sandwich!
(Sooong.) sandwich!
(Soooong!!!) sandwich!
(Jesus dude, what is wrong with you!?)
No, it's a sandwich!

Lettuce, bacon, mayo, tomato, cheese, olives, onion,frog
Tuna turkey peppers, salami, noodles, pizza, tires, crowbars!

You bought (or stole!) this dumb cd
Now you are suffering
Driving home, working out, or at your job
At your house or wherever, on your ipod

Psychostick - Letras

• A Lesson In Modesty
• ABCDEath
• AWESOME!
• Because Boobs
• Beer, Part 2
• Beer!
• Cockblock
• Die... A LOT !
• Do You Want a Taco ?
• Dogs Like Socks
• Don't Eat My Food
• Fake My Own Death And Go
• Girl directions
• Grocery Escape Plan
• Hate Times Eight
• Holiday Hate
• In A Band To Get Chicks
• Introvert Party Time
• iSong
• It's Just a Movie, Stupid
• Jagermeister Love
• Loathe thy Neighbor
• Metal?
• Methane Crescendo
• My Clingy Girlfriend
• Numbers (I Can Only Count To 4)
• Obey the Beard
• Orange
• Orgasm Equals Love
• P Is The Better Letter
• Passive Vengeance
• Pluh
• Political Burn
• Prozak Milkshake
• Radio Single
• Sadface :(
• Scrotal Torment
• Shower
• So. Heavy.
• The Hunger Within
• The Root Of All Evil
• This Is Not a Song, It's a Sandwich!
• Throwin' Down
• Tuff Luv
• Two Ton Paperweight
• Uncle Material
• Vah-jay-jay
• We Ran Out Of Cd Space
• Why, Oh, Why?
• You've got mail Enhancement
• Zombie Claus